Interviewer: What would it mean personally to you, to take home a BAFTA tonight?
Catherine: I would probably strip naked and run round the ballroom. I’ve been nominated 6 times and i’ve never won.
Matt: Really? 6 times? Blimey, did you not win for the Catherine Tate show?
Matt: No! That’s criminal
This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS OSCAR.
seriously where the fuck is his oscar
but really where is it.
‘To Harry Potter - the Boy Who Lived!’
THERE’S JUST A BRANCH IN MY EYE
MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING, OH DON’T MIND ME
whoops. just chopped a heap of onions and mistook chilly sauce for the eye drops..
I am not a human I am a fountain
my mum wanted to show me some big nutella jars she found in costco so she showed me this
and i was like for real 40 dollars for nutella how???
this is how
costco doesnt fuck around